Here’s what I’ve been watching on TV, getting ready for Halloween. An excellent Halloween cartoon called Cat’s Simon.
Luckily I have survived the big storm last night. Thank goodness. I am celebrating it by catching 40 winks on this nice red car. It’s actually quite well designed because there is a ventilation crack that lets off heat from the engine. That’s the bit I’m lying on. The news is full of pictures of disaster from last night’s storm, but my Kingdom seems to have come out safely. Phew. Hope my friend Pippa stayed dry.
Today is Sunday, and I see from the weather forecast there will be a big storm hitting Britain tonight. Yikes. I am preparing for the storm by getting at much sleep in as possible.
Today I am sleeping on the roof of a Mini car, which I have covered in cat hair, to make it more comfortable.
I hope I will be ok when the storm hits.
I can’t believe it’s Thursday already. Basically I’ve been rushed off my feet all week with a busy schedule of sleeping, trying to catch flying moths and avoiding raindrops.
On Tuesday, I finally had a word with the owners of Mr Rott Weiler, who live next door to my Kingdom. I asked them in no uncertain terms to get rid of their dog. We will see how they respond.
But however busy we are, it’s important to take a moment to reflect on the bigger picture. Here I am examining my reflection in an Audi. Meow.
I went to the rooftop Cat Club on Friday, which was a lot of fun. There was a Happy Hour deal on full-fat bowls of milk. How can anything so good be so bad for you?
Although no one actually said anything to me directly, I’m pretty sure that they were all talking about my shiny coat. It looked especially good in the moonlight.
I didn’t meet pretty Pippa, which a bit worrying. I hope she hasn’t gone off with that ruffian Tom.
Tonight I plan to go clubbing at the Cat Club, but I’m a bit worried about my coat. Is it shiny enough? Is it too shiny? Will my friend Pippa think I look good?
I heard a rumour that Pippa was becoming very friendly with a new Tom in area. Here’s a picture of me worrying about all these important issues, instead of doing what I should be doing, which is sleeping on this nice piece of warm Audi furniture.
Anyhow, at least it’s Friday. Thank goodness, what a long week.
Today I had a nice surprise in my email. My friend Lea sent me this gif of her crazy kitty friend.
Yesterday was raining, so I slept all day. Nobody likes a wet coat.
Today, I was back on duty welcoming Tall Things (humans) to my Kingdom, which Tall Things call a “car park.” You can see me here, early this morning busily welcoming them in as they park my cat furniture, so that I have somewhere warm to sit. I quite like this new black and white seat, it’s rather fashionable.
Cat Club on Friday was really fun. The rooftops were alive with pussycats, and we were lucky with the weather because actually rain was forecast, but it stayed dry.
I also met Pippa, who is very pretty. When the dance hit “Get Lucky” came on I asked her to dance, and she accepted. I was so excited I almost fell off the roof. After the dance, I invited her around to my Kingdom for a bowl of milk on Sunday. She only drinks organic milk, so I got some in. Here’s a picture of Pippa admiring the view from my exciting Ivy Wall. Pippa only stayed for 20 minutes as she said she had to go shopping for new collars, with some friends.
This morning, I discovered that chirpy Mr. Sparrow had moved into the top of a large spiky bush by a tall wall, that borders my Kingdom. I spent a large part of the day sitting on a scooter, waiting for him to come and introduce himself. He didn’t, which I thought was a little rude.
Tonight is Cat Club night and I’m very excited. Hopefully Pippa will be there, and I will get the chance to ask her why she minded me saying she was fluffy when I saw her last Sunday.