My friend Jake, who is a ginger He Cat, advises me to try and scare the new dog, Rott Weiler away. I am afraid that this may be easier said than done. Rott Weiler looks like a distinctly rough character and I wouldn’t like to get nipped. I had a cousin who was nipped by a dog once, and he was never the same again, poor chap.
On the other hand, if I did manage to scare him off, I bet that would impress Pippa, who is very pretty indeed.
I decided to sleep under the elderberry bush for a while, for inspiration. I am sleeping on the roof of a piece of mobile furniture that the Tall Things call cars. This particular piece of furniture is a Mini.