Today I decided to take Jake’s advice and scare my new dog neighbour Rott Weiler away.
After my lunch, I jumped up on to the tall brick wall that divides my Kingdom and the garden where Rott Weiler lives. I’d been gearing myself up for a while, so when I let loose, you can imagine how impressive and scary I was! Hissing, spitting, arched back and shiny sharp teeth.
If Rott Weiler was scared, he hid it very well. Instead of running into his kennel, or leaving the neighbourhood entirely, as I had hoped, he threw himself at the wall barking like a mad dog, and jumping up to try and get me. Luckily for me, it’s a very high wall. Eventually a male Tall Thing came out of the house and started yelling at the dog, so I made off quick.
I retired to consider my options. The best spot for this seemed to be a piece of mobile furniture the Tall Things call a “scooter.” Tall Things often arrange this furniture around part of my Kingdom, which they sometimes call a “car park”
Tonight I will go to the Cat Club to try and find pretty Pippa again. I haven’t seen her for a few days.