Spring is finally here, hurrah!
In fact the weather is so excellent that a few nights ago, my friend Mr Fluffy and I made it out for an all-nighter at the Cat Club. There was a Happy Hour on the catnip from midnight until 3 am, and unfortunately I think I may have had one too many.
At the end of the night, I had a bit of an argument with Mr Fluffy. I advised him that he should change his name, as Mr. Fluffy was quite a silly name. But he answered that most people think that my name “Cat” is way too common. I told Mr. Fluffy that he had no idea of what he is talking about. Then we had another catnip and made friends again.
In much more important and life-changing news, I have actually MOVED! I’ve exchanged my Car Park Kingdom for a rather spacious apartment in West London, with adjoining garden. I must say that I was very reluctant to make this move. What eventually changed my mind was that two Tall Things promised me if I did agree to move, the would supply me with a food-tribute on a regular basis. Also, they have central heating, and it’s pretty hard to argue with that even for me.
I will miss sleeping on top of cars. But on the upside, my new Kingdom is much warmer, and there do not appear to be any loud dogs nearby. Sayanara Mr. Rottweiler.
I’d love to write more, but right now I’ve got a massively full day of napping, fur coat cleaning and exploring under the furniture. I’ve already discovered quite a bit of dust under one of the sofas, and frankly I will need to have a word with the Tall Things about cleaning all that up.
I also need to find a Cat Club closer to home.